Apparently, on the 25th of August the EU will adopt some scrutinising spyware/digital fingerprint/social credit thing that will detect how many hair on your butt are grey and of what length they each are individually?
Why? Because perverts run the world, that’s why.
And here is the list of (gasp!) digital sellouts (OMG! How could they?!?) that are all signed up to it:
Alibaba
Aliexpress
Amazon store
Apple store
Booking dot com
Facebook
Anything Google
Instagram
Linkedin
Pinterest
Snapchat
Tiktok
Twitter
Wikipedia
Youtube
Zalando
Bing
As I read (in shock, I tell you) the list to my wife, I finished “… they will be watching our every move you see, not at all like they have been not doing for the last 30 years.”
Wife: “Yeah… I was enjoying my privacy…”
And then we dished out the stir fry she made. It’s a really good one too.
Oh Noes! Sauron!
Apparently, on the 25th of August the EU will adopt some scrutinising spyware/digital fingerprint/social credit thing that will detect how many hair on your butt are grey and of what length they each are individually?
Why? Because perverts run the world, that’s why.
And here is the list of (gasp!) digital sellouts (OMG! How could they?!?) that are all signed up to it:
Alibaba
Aliexpress
Amazon store
Apple store
Booking dot com
Facebook
Anything Google
Instagram
Linkedin
Pinterest
Snapchat
Tiktok
Twitter
Wikipedia
Youtube
Zalando
Bing
As I read (in shock, I tell you) the list to my wife, I finished “… they will be watching our every move you see, not at all like they have been not doing for the last 30 years.”
Wife: “Yeah… I was enjoying my privacy…”
And then we dished out the stir fry she made. It’s a really good one too.
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