In a SHOCKING turn of events, the gamma I posted about in the last post went ahead and commented on it.
In the interest of Gamma Education and General Entertainment, let us gently and Kurganly dissect the comment and related behaviour. For science, you understand. And your general amusement as well as mine.
Yeah. So I used to train CrossFit everyday, and ride my bike 30 miles+ a day in all weather conditions. Took 4 cold showers a day too. Also had a six pack and striations in my chest.
The Gamma wants us to know he cycles. He is clearly on the way to working his way to double Sigma though, because he does not mention in excruciating detail and 14 paragraphs why wearing cyclist clothing is Alpha and why their helmets are the sexiest helmets.
Why he thinks telling me about his six pack, and whatever striations in his chest are is of any relevance to me or anyone else, except possibly Chuck Tingle of Hugo Award fame, is beyond me, but the Gamma also wants me to know he takes 4 cold showers a day. Is this to let me know how often he has to quench his ardour when he thinks about me? I am sure I prefer not to know.
Yet that’s not Delta? That’s…..Gamma? Okay.
Our Gamma ShadoHand seems to think doing physical exercise automatically makes him a Delta. Apparently totally oblivious to the fact that Deltas would go to the gym for themselves, and not even think of stating their routine as some form of posturing. So you cycle, so you CrossFit (if that’s not a red flag I don’t know what is!), so you shower, errr…. how can put this as delicately as possible: Who the fuck cares? And why do you think ANYONE cares at all? Why? And why do you think being a Gamma precludes you from cycling? Or showing, or skipping rope and playing hopscotch for that matter?
I love how I busted your balls a little and you made a post about it. It’s literally 666kb when viewed on my laptop web browser. Not in the download drop down, but on the actual payhip download page.
Reading comprehension among Gammas is low, much like in scorned women. He is incapable of grasping the basic concept that the post was about his gaminess and his little attempt at “humour” was already a clear indicator of his place in the SSH. The usual “plausible denial” (if you’re retarded) in order to try and show what a smartboi(tm) you are. Which was replied to in humorous fashion and that would be the end of it. Except, to no one’s surprise, the Gamma can never not have the last word. Except when it shows him up, which is why he has since deleted that thread on SG.
The point is, WHO CARES about the 666kb your browser shows…. oh seriously, who the fuck cares? No one. The ONLY purpose of making that comment was to “plausibly deny” the validity or nature or general positive aspect of the book. A book he bought and presumably wanted to read to improve his lot in life, which, in case it was not clear before, is a desert of intimacy only raging Gamma incels experience. And all I am doing here and in the last post is showing people something Uncle John’s Band described that is a useful skill for those who can do it: Single data point pattern recognition. And I am showing all the steps because I have weird hobbies, and deconstructing the unconscious motivations of other humans is interesting to me, which one might have guessed if one was observant enough to see I spent years researching, studying and learning about the human mind and practicing clinical hypnosis. So, rejoice, you have now come to the attention of the interested Kurgan eyes. Enjoy the warmth.
Also I’ve run so fast on a treadmill I’ve broken them at multiple gyms. I also got banned from planet fitness for running too fast on the treadmill. I have video evidence of the latter. But that’s Gamma? Okay partner.
HE RUNS FAST, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! And showers! And Cycles! And probably puts his pants on one leg at a time! Be impressed, men! Be Swooned, ladies!
And, OH MAH GAWD… he’s a veritable REBEL! Banned you see, BANNED from Planet Fitness! for running like the Flash! And… (drumroll please)
HE HAS VIDEO EVIDENCE!!!!
Can you contain yourself ladies? Can you? Are you not all clapping and throwing your panties at the imaginary stage the imaginary secret king is standing on, with striated chest and Sixpack and four cold shower jets spraying at him while he cycles on a standing bike on top of a treadmill?
I know, I know, he’s irresistible. And don’t forget, he doesn’t tip waitresses. He’s too manly for that.
Educating Gammas
In a SHOCKING turn of events, the gamma I posted about in the last post went ahead and commented on it.
In the interest of Gamma Education and General Entertainment, let us gently and Kurganly dissect the comment and related behaviour. For science, you understand. And your general amusement as well as mine.
Yeah. So I used to train CrossFit everyday, and ride my bike 30 miles+ a day in all weather conditions. Took 4 cold showers a day too. Also had a six pack and striations in my chest.
The Gamma wants us to know he cycles. He is clearly on the way to working his way to double Sigma though, because he does not mention in excruciating detail and 14 paragraphs why wearing cyclist clothing is Alpha and why their helmets are the sexiest helmets.
Why he thinks telling me about his six pack, and whatever striations in his chest are is of any relevance to me or anyone else, except possibly Chuck Tingle of Hugo Award fame, is beyond me, but the Gamma also wants me to know he takes 4 cold showers a day. Is this to let me know how often he has to quench his ardour when he thinks about me? I am sure I prefer not to know.
Yet that’s not Delta? That’s…..Gamma? Okay.
Our Gamma ShadoHand seems to think doing physical exercise automatically makes him a Delta. Apparently totally oblivious to the fact that Deltas would go to the gym for themselves, and not even think of stating their routine as some form of posturing. So you cycle, so you CrossFit (if that’s not a red flag I don’t know what is!), so you shower, errr…. how can put this as delicately as possible: Who the fuck cares? And why do you think ANYONE cares at all? Why? And why do you think being a Gamma precludes you from cycling? Or showing, or skipping rope and playing hopscotch for that matter?
I love how I busted your balls a little and you made a post about it. It’s literally 666kb when viewed on my laptop web browser. Not in the download drop down, but on the actual payhip download page.
Reading comprehension among Gammas is low, much like in scorned women. He is incapable of grasping the basic concept that the post was about his gaminess and his little attempt at “humour” was already a clear indicator of his place in the SSH. The usual “plausible denial” (if you’re retarded) in order to try and show what a smartboi(tm) you are. Which was replied to in humorous fashion and that would be the end of it. Except, to no one’s surprise, the Gamma can never not have the last word. Except when it shows him up, which is why he has since deleted that thread on SG.
The point is, WHO CARES about the 666kb your browser shows…. oh seriously, who the fuck cares? No one. The ONLY purpose of making that comment was to “plausibly deny” the validity or nature or general positive aspect of the book. A book he bought and presumably wanted to read to improve his lot in life, which, in case it was not clear before, is a desert of intimacy only raging Gamma incels experience. And all I am doing here and in the last post is showing people something Uncle John’s Band described that is a useful skill for those who can do it: Single data point pattern recognition. And I am showing all the steps because I have weird hobbies, and deconstructing the unconscious motivations of other humans is interesting to me, which one might have guessed if one was observant enough to see I spent years researching, studying and learning about the human mind and practicing clinical hypnosis. So, rejoice, you have now come to the attention of the interested Kurgan eyes. Enjoy the warmth.
Also I’ve run so fast on a treadmill I’ve broken them at multiple gyms. I also got banned from planet fitness for running too fast on the treadmill. I have video evidence of the latter. But that’s Gamma? Okay partner.
HE RUNS FAST, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! And showers! And Cycles! And probably puts his pants on one leg at a time! Be impressed, men! Be Swooned, ladies!
And, OH MAH GAWD… he’s a veritable REBEL! Banned you see, BANNED from Planet Fitness! for running like the Flash! And… (drumroll please)
HE HAS VIDEO EVIDENCE!!!!
Can you contain yourself ladies? Can you? Are you not all clapping and throwing your panties at the imaginary stage the imaginary secret king is standing on, with striated chest and Sixpack and four cold shower jets spraying at him while he cycles on a standing bike on top of a treadmill?
I know, I know, he’s irresistible. And don’t forget, he doesn’t tip waitresses. He’s too manly for that.
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