Admit it, that is why you really came here. You want to know about the Sex Machine part of this site. Well, I am afraid that knowledge is not easily available. It’s not that I’m shy. Just that I’m not cheap you see. I am also strictly heterosexual in my orientation, so this already sadly crushes about half the visitors who are attracted by the sexy baroque wallpaper.
Also, The Green Lady (a.k.a. Redhead Girl) tends to be a little possessive and uncommonly accurate with a sartorial version of the Japanese shuriken. Namely open scissors to the eyes.
And – as I am sure you know from intimate knowledge of classics of the film noir genre regarding the prowess of Svengali like hypnotists – I need my eyes.
So until a very rich, fastidiously clean, extremely sexy, slightly bisexual woman comes along that is willing to convince The Green Lady/Redhead Girl that a threesome is really the most natural and healthy thing for us all to engage in after a large cash payment, I’m afraid you will have to make do for now with some other, less pornographic information about me, but hopefully only slightly less entertaining.
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Quantity Surveying, Construction Services and Forensic Accounting
Personal Information (aka What my Stalkers Want to Know)
