If you have removed the credulity panopticon from your eyes, reading Western media reports of the war in never-never-land, hub of the American money laundering tree of death, can be quite amusing.
Allow me to demonstrate how you too can learn this amusing skill. My translations of this Reuters piece are below each section.
DONETSK PROVINCE, Ukraine, Feb 28 (Reuters) – Russian forces pressed their offensive in eastern Ukraine as they attempted to encircle the small mining city of Bakhmut, the scene of the toughest fighting in battlefields saturated by rain and an early spring thaw.
Russia is trying to cut the Ukrainian defenders’ vulnerable supply lines into the city and force them to surrender or withdraw. That would give Moscow its first major prize in more than half a year, and open the way to the capture of the last remaining urban centres in Donetsk region. “The enemy is constantly destroying everything that can be used to protect our positions for fortification and defence. Our soldiers defending the area around Bakhmut are true heroes,” Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskiy said on Monday.
Even Gay-Cocaine-Dwarf knows the meatgrinder of Bakhmut is eventually going to fall, but as long as he can feed it for just a bit longer, more and more money laundering can continue happening.
Ukraine’s general staff said Russia had strengthened its forces in the Bakhmut area and was shelling settlements around the city.
Ukrainian soldiers in Donetsk region hunkered in muddy trenches after suddenly warmer weather softened the frozen ground.
“Both sides stay in their positions, because as you see, spring means mud. Thus, it is impossible to move forward,” said Mykola, 59, commander of a Ukrainian frontline rocket launcher battery, watching a tablet screen for coordinates to fire.
The spring thaw, known as the rasputitsa, has a history of ruining plans by armies to attack across the soil of Ukraine and western Russia, turning roads into rivers and fields into impenetrable bogs.
Let’s not forget that the incursions and proddings taking place all around this area are being done by Wagner PMC and not regular Russian forces, and that they are happening all along the line, meaning the Ukis have no real idea of when or from where any major attack might come. Forcing them to remain in paranoid tension all along their front while denying them rest, often I would assume also any kind of resupply, and generally wearing them down at minimal cost to the Russian side.
Note also that if they have a 59 year old out there in the mud, and putting him on the front page report, the Ukis are clearly running low on meat for the meatgrinder.
Reuters saw several military vehicles stuck in mud. In a trench, cut deeply out of the ground in a zigzag pattern, Volodymyr, a 25-year-old platoon commander, said his men were prepared to operate in any weather.
“When we’re given a target that means we have to destroy it.”
Yeah! Look at this photograph of an obviously combat ready rocket launcher, obviously right at the front, not at all parked on the road in the middle of nowhere for a photo op with no danger whatever from Russian batteries because it’s nowhere near the front. Clearly.
Its forces replenished with hundreds of thousands of conscripts called up late last year, Russia has intensified its attacks along the front in the east.
Western countries say several of Russia’s assaults on Bakhmut have failed at high cost.
Note the careful wording. “Russia has hundreds of thousands of new conscripts…” now there should be a definite full stop here, not a comma, to perform its usual function: ending one sentence before beginning a new, totally separate one. “Russia has intensified its attacks along the front in the East.”
The way it is written, one would assume that Russia has now shoved hundreds of thousands of new recruits into the front on the eastern side of Ukraine. But this is not in fact what’s happening. What is happening is Russia is prodding, harassing, and denying resupplies to various key areas in the region, to do what it has been doing for a while, and demoralise, reduce and ultimately overrun and roll up the Uki positions with minimal loss of Russian lives. And they are doing it with conscripts from the Donbass and Wagner PMC recruits.
Now as to the Western media’s version of “high costs”. One can already tell from how it’s written that this is likely more wishful thinking of the kind we saw six months ago when Russia was definitely out of ammo and Putin was at death’s door from cancer, dementia, Alzheimer’s and maybe ebola, I guess.
“Vicious battles are going on there. The command is doing everything it can to stop the enemy from advancing through our territory,” Serhiy Cherevatyi, a spokesperson for Ukraine’s eastern military command, told Ukrainian television.
“Vicious battles” can also be written as “We are getting slaughtered”.
Doesn’t sound like the confident defender’s quote of the day does it? And this is from some rear echelon mofo, that is not even in the area getting shelled into submission, but rather the patriotic Baghdad Bob of the current situation.
For its part, Moscow claimed to have destroyed a Ukrainian ammunition depot near Bakhmut and shot down U.S.-made rockets and Ukrainian drones.
In other words, business as usual. Smoking weapons deliveries and ammunition depots, as they have been doing throughout their Special Military Operations, which continue to grind down the Ukis in as humane a way as possible, while depleting the Western Clown World weapon resources.
Reuters could not verify the battlefield reports.
“They are fake news! Not us! Them! We can’t confirm, see?!? See?!? Fake news!”
Ri-iiight. Let’s just pretend Russia hasn’t used facts as propaganda for the last year, shall we?
Ukrainian military analyst Oleh Zhdanov said Russian forces had driven a wedge between the villages of Yadhidne and Berkhivka, on the northern approaches to Bakhmut, as they tried to cut the road west to Chasiv Yar.
“The southern part of Bakhmut is the only area which can be described as under Ukrainian control. In all other districts, the situation is unpredictable,” he said in a video commentary, adding: “It is impossible to say where the front line lies.”
Again, not quite the narrative of a victorious Ukraine against the evil forces of the Russian Federation the West would like to project.
U.S. Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen became the latest senior Western official to visit the Ukrainian capital Kyiv, promising assistance and more measures to isolate Russia aftermeetingswith Zelenskiy and other officials.
Ah yes. Further measures to isolate! Maybe they will just ban the letter Z altogether from the alphabet. That’s bound to really, finally, bring Russia to its knees.
Her boss, President Joe Biden, went there a week ago to mark the first anniversary of Russia’s invasion of Ukraine.
“America will stand with Ukraine as long as it takes,” Yellen, flanked by sandbags at the Cabinet ministers’ office,toldUkrainian Prime Minister Denys Shmyhal on Monday.
Yellen announced the transfer of the first $1.25 billion from the latest, $9.9 billion tranche of economic and budget assistance from Washington, and visited a school where teacher salaries are reimbursed by U.S. budgetary support.
The money-laundering operation continues unabated and possibly more frantically, to try to get as much done before the inevitable end.
She alsobackedcompletion of a fully financed program for Ukraine with the International Monetary Fund by the end of March.
Translation: after we have sucked every last drop of human blood from this hell-hole cum feeding through for parasitic vampires, we will also remove all the desiccated organs, pulp the bones, and wear the skin as a victory lap over yet another absorption of resources at the expense of useless eaters.
Ukraine’s military forces have mostly focused on holding defensive positions in recent weeks, but are expected to attempt a counter-offensive later this year using new weapons pledged by the West.
Translation: The Russians are allowing the Ukis the opportunity to flee/surrender/rout before mass murdering them like rabbits in a warren, but the gay-cocaine-dwarf’s masters will keep shoving them into the meat grinder right down to the last man, and in the meantime pretend they are in any way able to have any sort of pushback against the very first line of “Russian” fighters (Wagner PMC). Also: Unicorns. Unicorns need to be saved from the Russians as Ukraine is their natural habitat. We really need to send another 100 Billion US $ to save the unicorns!
Zelenskiy pushed again for F-16 fighter jets that his Western allies have been reluctant to provide.
And not just unicorns but Pegasi! Yes plural!
“Our pilots and anti-aircraft units, and other experts of our air force are doing a great job,” Zelenskiy said in his nightly radio address. “But we will be able to completely protect our skies when the aviation taboo is fully lifted in relations with our partners.”
Hahahhahahahahahah I got nothing here, sorry. I mean Russia literally wiped out a third to half of Ukkraine’s power station in a couple of hours in one morning and now continue to take out ammo depots and pretty much whatever they want anywhere in Ukraine, but you’ll be able to completely protect the skies with vapourware fighter jets anytime now? Hahahhaha, Oh Voldy, may I call you Voldy, just carry on re-enacting that scene from scarface, you know the one, where he snorts a small hill of cocaine. It’s what you do best.
The Feb. 24 war anniversary saw both sides trying to demonstrate their resolve for a second year of fighting.
Russian President Vladimir Putin gave a major speech in which he abandoned the last remaining nuclear arms control treaty with the United States but announced no major initiatives to change the war’s course.
He was upstaged by Biden, who journeyed to Kyiv and gave a landmark speech of his own in Warsaw.
Right. The man who is single-handedly holding off the entirety of clown world was upstaged by an incontinent dementia patient, or possibly one of his body doubles. I wouldn’t know, like the rest of the shrinking number of humans still able to think, I actually read Putin’s speech in full. I didn’t bother knowing what green-screened, deepfake, third tier dementia warflegarble Biden’s handlers tried to make him regurgitate.
Ukraine’s outnumbered troops repelled Russia’s attack aimed at taking the capital early in the war and later recaptured substantial territory. Russia still occupies nearly a fifth of Ukraine which it claims to have annexed.
Uh… let’s just sneak in some stuff that literally never happened, hoping to rewrite history, as has been (((our))) playbook for millennia, hoping no one remembers anything.
And let’s also say that the addition of the three regions to official Russian territory didn’t really happen.
I mean, we are chem-spraying, gmo-feeding and tv brainwashing these fuckers for decades, and now also genetically modified them directly, surely they don’t really know what’s going on. If they did they would have torn us out of our seats of power and burnt us at the stake long ago.
How to read the fake news on Russia
If you have removed the credulity panopticon from your eyes, reading Western media reports of the war in never-never-land, hub of the American money laundering tree of death, can be quite amusing.
Allow me to demonstrate how you too can learn this amusing skill. My translations of this Reuters piece are below each section.
Even Gay-Cocaine-Dwarf knows the meatgrinder of Bakhmut is eventually going to fall, but as long as he can feed it for just a bit longer, more and more money laundering can continue happening.
Let’s not forget that the incursions and proddings taking place all around this area are being done by Wagner PMC and not regular Russian forces, and that they are happening all along the line, meaning the Ukis have no real idea of when or from where any major attack might come. Forcing them to remain in paranoid tension all along their front while denying them rest, often I would assume also any kind of resupply, and generally wearing them down at minimal cost to the Russian side.
Note also that if they have a 59 year old out there in the mud, and putting him on the front page report, the Ukis are clearly running low on meat for the meatgrinder.
Yeah! Look at this photograph of an obviously combat ready rocket launcher, obviously right at the front, not at all parked on the road in the middle of nowhere for a photo op with no danger whatever from Russian batteries because it’s nowhere near the front. Clearly.
Note the careful wording. “Russia has hundreds of thousands of new conscripts…” now there should be a definite full stop here, not a comma, to perform its usual function: ending one sentence before beginning a new, totally separate one. “Russia has intensified its attacks along the front in the East.”
The way it is written, one would assume that Russia has now shoved hundreds of thousands of new recruits into the front on the eastern side of Ukraine. But this is not in fact what’s happening. What is happening is Russia is prodding, harassing, and denying resupplies to various key areas in the region, to do what it has been doing for a while, and demoralise, reduce and ultimately overrun and roll up the Uki positions with minimal loss of Russian lives. And they are doing it with conscripts from the Donbass and Wagner PMC recruits.
Now as to the Western media’s version of “high costs”. One can already tell from how it’s written that this is likely more wishful thinking of the kind we saw six months ago when Russia was definitely out of ammo and Putin was at death’s door from cancer, dementia, Alzheimer’s and maybe ebola, I guess.
“Vicious battles” can also be written as “We are getting slaughtered”.
Doesn’t sound like the confident defender’s quote of the day does it? And this is from some rear echelon mofo, that is not even in the area getting shelled into submission, but rather the patriotic Baghdad Bob of the current situation.
In other words, business as usual. Smoking weapons deliveries and ammunition depots, as they have been doing throughout their Special Military Operations, which continue to grind down the Ukis in as humane a way as possible, while depleting the Western Clown World weapon resources.
“They are fake news! Not us! Them! We can’t confirm, see?!? See?!? Fake news!”
Ri-iiight. Let’s just pretend Russia hasn’t used facts as propaganda for the last year, shall we?
Again, not quite the narrative of a victorious Ukraine against the evil forces of the Russian Federation the West would like to project.
Ah yes. Further measures to isolate! Maybe they will just ban the letter Z altogether from the alphabet. That’s bound to really, finally, bring Russia to its knees.
The money-laundering operation continues unabated and possibly more frantically, to try to get as much done before the inevitable end.
Translation: after we have sucked every last drop of human blood from this hell-hole cum feeding through for parasitic vampires, we will also remove all the desiccated organs, pulp the bones, and wear the skin as a victory lap over yet another absorption of resources at the expense of useless eaters.
Translation: The Russians are allowing the Ukis the opportunity to flee/surrender/rout before mass murdering them like rabbits in a warren, but the gay-cocaine-dwarf’s masters will keep shoving them into the meat grinder right down to the last man, and in the meantime pretend they are in any way able to have any sort of pushback against the very first line of “Russian” fighters (Wagner PMC). Also: Unicorns. Unicorns need to be saved from the Russians as Ukraine is their natural habitat. We really need to send another 100 Billion US $ to save the unicorns!
And not just unicorns but Pegasi! Yes plural!
Hahahhahahahahahah I got nothing here, sorry. I mean Russia literally wiped out a third to half of Ukkraine’s power station in a couple of hours in one morning and now continue to take out ammo depots and pretty much whatever they want anywhere in Ukraine, but you’ll be able to completely protect the skies with vapourware fighter jets anytime now? Hahahhaha, Oh Voldy, may I call you Voldy, just carry on re-enacting that scene from scarface, you know the one, where he snorts a small hill of cocaine. It’s what you do best.
Right. The man who is single-handedly holding off the entirety of clown world was upstaged by an incontinent dementia patient, or possibly one of his body doubles. I wouldn’t know, like the rest of the shrinking number of humans still able to think, I actually read Putin’s speech in full. I didn’t bother knowing what green-screened, deepfake, third tier dementia warflegarble Biden’s handlers tried to make him regurgitate.
Uh… let’s just sneak in some stuff that literally never happened, hoping to rewrite history, as has been (((our))) playbook for millennia, hoping no one remembers anything.
And let’s also say that the addition of the three regions to official Russian territory didn’t really happen.
I mean, we are chem-spraying, gmo-feeding and tv brainwashing these fuckers for decades, and now also genetically modified them directly, surely they don’t really know what’s going on. If they did they would have torn us out of our seats of power and burnt us at the stake long ago.
Carry on.
Chutzpah to the max!
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