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Candid Camera

I was reflecting yesterday that if our family ever had hidden cameras everywhere and the footage of them was professionally edited, the resulting reality TV would probably be something along the lines of a humorous version of dark mirror.

Quite seriously, some of the jokes my wife comes up with are probably confession worthy. Still hilarious, but dark doesn’t begin to cover it.

And the kids are sometimes worse. The 3 year old was discussing with the 8 year old a topic I blogged about here before. See if you can figure out what she was referring to.

3yo: Excitedly “… and he didn’t have a face or even a body left. He ate it all…”

8yo: “… What? Like no legs or arms?”

3yo: “Yeth! (She has a little lisp) He was like an among us!” Smiling proudly at having had her elder sister grasp the deeply philosophical implications.

Me: (looking at the wife) Did you hear that?

Wife: Caught the tail end… are they talking about…

Me: Yes, the second dead mouse they found as an offering from the cats.

Wife: Ah. (Stirs scrambled eggs unperturbed)

Me: (To myself silently) I suppose if the Apocalypse does happen, they’ll be well adjusted for it.

    The Mouse

    So this morning me and the boy (4) and the girl (3) were up early. After I gave them some breakfast they were off outside, playing on the jumpoline as the girl has called it since she was 2, and then running around outside the forest. I got busy inside for a couple of hours and then realised that aside from the wife and girls still being asleep, I hadn’t heard from the other two in a while. So I went out to see what they were up to and they were sitting on the large tree I downed over a year ago talking and playing. I went back in. After a while I heard the little one calling her mom from our bedroom so I went in and as soon as she saw me her little smile with dimple came up and she said “Dedde!” which is how she says Daddy. A few hugs and kisses later and I thought I’d take her out to see her brother and sister.

    As I get near I see the boy is holding a dead mouse in his hand. Not by the tail or anything, but fully in his grasp as one might hold a live mouse gently.

    Me: What you got there boy?

    B: A mouse. Cali (the cat) chased and killed it.

    G: Yeah. We like the mouse.

    Me: Right, well, it’s dead and kind of gross, how about we bury it?

    B and G together: NOOOO!

    Me: Right…let me take a picture for your mom, which I am sure will be delighted by this little development.

    B: (Poses with the dead mouse, making silly faces, he literally is like Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes it’s almost impossible to take a photograph without him making an idiot face. It’s absolutely done on purpose and even when he pretends to stay still he will freak it at the last second just as you take the shot) after a few attempts…

    G: I had the mouse first!

    Me: Of course, you want a picture too… (to the boy) give her the dead rat, will you?

    G: (takes dead mouse, ecstatically happy and poses with it, by putting it against her cheek and smiling fetchingly.)

    Me: No! What are you doing, that’s disgusting… no. Stop. (She’s switching hands…and cheek) that’s… ok, look, I took the picture, see, now stop will you. Ok guys, I think we should go bury it now…

    G and B: NOooo!

    G: I love it and I like going on the jumpoline with it! It’s so funny the way it bounces. (Smiling and laughing happily. Dead rat still held tightly in her little fist.)

    Me: (thinking: WTF kind of little psychopaths have we generated here?! No wait… what we?? That’s not my side of the DNA! That’s the wife’s side!) You… wait… you went on the jumpoline with the dead mouse?

    Both: Yes! (Excitedly and happy)

    Me: (ugh!) right… I’m going to see if your mother is awake.

    *** Later ***

    After I showed the wife the video of her little darlings discussing dead mouse trampoline projections.

    Wife: (disgusted look on her face) So where is the mouse now?

    Me: Probably drying out on the trampoline.

    Wife: (horrified) What?!? You left it with them?

    Me: (shrugging) They’d had it with them for a couple of hours and had already trampolined with it. What would have been the rationale really? It just seemed mean at that point to take it away from them.

    Wife: You’re all wrong in the head. All of you.

    *** Later ***

    Me: Hey boy, don’t leave the rat drying on the trampoline ok?

    B: (Gets dead mouse) Okay.

    Me: It’s time to really get rid of that dead mouse you know?

    B and G: (They look a little sadly at the dead mouse. Then at me.)

    Me: okay?

    B and G: (both nod silently. It’s a serious moment. The dignity of death and all that. The final goodbye.)

    Me: Okay, you can put him in there (pointing to a rock on the edge of a small retaining wall holding back part of the forest)

    B: (Cocks arm right back and flings the dead rat high and deep into the overgrowth. Looks at me meaningfully for approval.)

    Me: … uh… okay I guess.

    B and G: (they both nod and go back inside. On the way in, the girl says:) We really liked the dead rat you know daddy.

    Me: Yes darling, you loved his little dead body very well.

    And everyone was happy. The End.

      Clown World Comes at you FAST!

      Well, what with the Ukraine war suddenly not existing anymore as far as the media is concerned, Israel being shown to be a country filled by apparently genetic pedophiles and genocidal psychopaths, and Orthodox Jews being exposed for having literal tunnels all over New York in which baby chairs, child sized mattresses and bloody rags seem to be the main furnishings, one hardly has the time to tell everyone that they should immediately become hardcore sedevacantists and pray for a proper Holy Inquisition of the pedophiles around the world, including those sheltering in the Vatican, as well as the Scourge of God on the heads of all the above mentioned pedovores and whores that work for the mass media (with my genuine, sincere and deeply felt apologies to actual prostitutes for comparing journalists to them).

      So. Assuming you have been diligently ignoring the fake news and getting your information from the only viable sources (autists memeing on 4chan, so-called “conspiracy theorists” that have been proven right about essentially everything for the last 30-40 years or more), as well as ignoring the gatekeeping conmen such as the fake “Catholics” like Milo, Taylor Marshall, Emo Jones, anyone who doesn’t condemn the Novus Orco Vatican II Satanic sect, as well as the gatekeepers of “popular online media”, such as the completely bought and paid for self-sodomising on camera, face and gay Gavin McInnes, Tim Pool, and other assorted “The poor Jews only had those pedorat tunnels to pray in peace” types, you might be wondering…

      Well, self, avoiding all the tsunami of degeneracy, having avoided the latest HAARP produced “weather” and “Earthquakes” and “volcanic eruptions” and not yet having succumbed to false accusations by the FBI/CIA/NSA/Deep State of any of the “democratic” supposed “countries” (satrapies) of the West, what do I do now?

      Well, gentle reader, rest assured. In the coming days and weeks I plan to keep adding to my E-store so you have both fiction for entertainment and non-fiction for post-apocalyptic information you will treasure, as well as trying to launch a really good new business that I hope is successful primarily because it is health related and absolutely awesome, having tested this on myself with results that continue to amaze me, and no, do not worry, I am not about to sell you boner pills a la Alex Jones (also a gatekeeper from day dot as far as I am concerned). It involves only absolutely organic products that are 100% natural and contain absolutely zero additives of any sort and have been proven by literally weaponised autists to be precisely what works to reduce all sorts of inflammation, including the one caused by the genetic serums if you took them.

      But I will tell you more about that once I have established viability and got it at least tentatively off the ground.

      All that aside, I plan to produce a series of blog posts and eventually probably also a short book filled with basic but really simple and practical advice on how to navigate and thrive in the coming multi-polar world, if like too many of us, you are stuck on the wrong side of Clown World vs BRICS (and in any case, how to also continue avoiding the most nefarious aspects of life on Earth that will and do continue to exist also under BRICS).

      It’s what I have been focussing on and while you are probably all by now clear on my absolutely completely zealot screaming from the rooftops advocacy for Catholicism proper (i.e. Sedevacantism) the series that will follow over the coming weeks and months will not be focusing on the religious aspect mostly. Of course, being as I am a good proper zealot, some related posts cannot be avoided, but in the main it will be a practical guide with practical applications. I will also have to conduct more polls to try and best serve as many of you as possible, so if you can respond to them and also help spread them and this blog around, I will be grateful, because the larger the data sets, the better I can focus my energy on what is most required or requested by you all.

      Thank you all for your continued readership by the way, I have high aims for 2024 and a positive outlook for it although I have no illusions about any of it being easy for any of us. Anyway, adventure is never easy, but it can be glorious, and that is my intent going forward. And don’t forget to network, help each other and if you find useful stuff here, please share it with everyone you think might be able to make use of it. And now for one of those polls (which I might, like this one, “hide” at the end of a post, because I want to cater to the PCs of this world. The NPCs have plenty of other places to get their daily dose of lies, brainwashing and degeneracy from, this space, is reserved for those willing to put on armour and go and adventure in the broken world filled with mutants, scumbags and tunnel-digging pedophiles.

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        Laziness breeds stupidity

        A lesson any parent needs to install in his children is to absolutely fight the scourge and mortal sin of laziness.

        Now, I don’t mean that a child who stays in bed until noon is necessarily lazy, if they are up at eight and have been reading a book for four hours straight.

        Or as long as they are involved in learning or doing something physical or intellectual. They could be researching the life-cycle of earthworms, or trying to memorise all the names of the craters on the Moon for all I care. neither thing is likely to feature very much in their life, but at least they are exercising their brains in some fashion. Similarly, I don’t care if they are building an entire miniature village of mud huts, and destroy their clothes doing it. In fact, that would be pretty awesome. Their mother would disagree, but you know women, they hardly see the potential of this future colossus of civilisation in its proto-stages.

        What is not acceptable is the mental retardation that comes from watching TikTok videos and/or most of the trash one finds on YouTube as well as all the other streaming services. TV, does in fact, rot the brain.

        And while flat out banning any TV is somewhat hard to do as well as impractical in many ways, especially if you want to future-proof them for the trash on it, and prevent them from doing the equivalent of what most Anglo/Teutonic teens do as soon as they hit drinking age: Become lifelong functional alcoholics. Because in many of those cultures, drinking was absolutely banned strictly, and then, when they hit 18 or 21, hey, you can drink all you want.

        Mediterraneans feed their kids little sips of watered-down wine when they ask from a young age. I certainly tasted wine and beer long before I hit age ten, never mind 18. But I have never been a drinker, nor a smoker or other drug user. Mostly because I was future-proofed against it by my upbringing. Junkies were pointed out to us, and we had first class views to what daily consumption of marijuana does to people throughout our childhood, since many of the adult labourers in Botswana smoked it on a regular basis.

        So it is with TV. One needs to educate them, maybe watch some shows with them and point out the degeneracy in even the supposedly “wholesome” and “family friendly” shows. But aside from that, if you are not on top of it, your children, and humans in general, will gravitate to sloth instead of effort.

        Effort, learning, building, doing, achieving is a net good. And an attitude to be fostered and rewarded.

        My little four year old son today wanted to help me while I was busy chainsawing and stacking up the cherry tree that came down with the flood and needs clearing along with several metric tons of other forest, brambles, and sticks, not to mention the mud-slide I need to find a way to format into some kind of channel. It’s not exactly work for a four year old. Nor for a fifty-three year old mind you, but there we were. And in his little boots and hat, and ear protection I put on him, he stayed next to me, sweating, red-cheeked, lifting pieces of logs that were small tree-trunk equivalents for him, and putting them in the wheel barrow for me. Then I showed him how to operate the mini-chainsaw, with both hands, making sure he was safe and I helped him hold it and he cut down several branches into manageable firewood ready bits. I was out there a couple of hours under the sun, I never asked for his help, he volunteered it, and he stuck with it, in grass that is head-height for him at least half the time too. When we finished he said he wanted to eat and he also asked if we could eat outside.

        My wife, who is good at this sort of thing, captured the moment through the kitchen window.

        So we did. I got some salame, an apple, and some bottled water, and we sat down outside and ate together while he asked me a bunch of questions. About what the sharpening of the knife was all about first, then about animals and what kinds of animals there are and what they eat and so on. The mosquitos also decided to join us and started eating us, so we went back inside as soon as we had finished. The point is, as long as I engage the boy, his preferred way of being is to be outside with me learning and doing things. But if you don’t do that, he would soon be swallowed by cartoons on TV or playing some silly game on an iPad. As it is, when he and his little sister play together, it is fascinating watching them and seeing the kind of little worlds they build in their imaginations.

        When they say you can’t re-create the past, it’s true. We need to create a future where such things are valued and the trash on TV is identified as such and understood as such. Not just by us, but by them.

        Do you think I recall any of the TV shows I watched as a kid? I have vague memories of Lupin the III, Captain Harlock and Goldrake, all Japanese mangas that were quite popular in Italy in the 1970s.

        But I recall going hunting with my dad from the age of 2. I recall seeing my first fox and the first time he asked me to pick up a bird he had shot and I said to him “But it has blood.” And, according to him, looked at him not only with obvious disgust, but as if he was an idiot for even asking me to do it. I recall firing a handgun the first time, with his friend from the army standing near us watching as I exploded a small puddle with my dad’s .38 special. I was 2 years old then too. And I recall other hunting times with him and my brother. I recall when my brother and I had to hold measuring staffs for him while he measured levels for an irrigation scheme that would never have worked and he saved his employer a lot of money by figuring it out before the project begun. And my brother and I nearly passed out from dehydration because it took hours and my dad had forgotten to bring any water and it was close to 40 degrees in the shade. Not that there was any shade. Just dried grass and dust.

        And I remember a thousand other memories like that, good and bad, even though many of those events that had been photographed are lost to moves, and floods, and time. But I learnt from them and they shaped me. No damned TV program did that in my childhood. And even later, it is few and far between the films or programs I saw that sparked some meaningful realisation.

        It’s not about the specific activity you do, as it is the false song of demonic laziness, that lures you into a stupefying situation where you don’t need to think, don’t need to act. When all you need to do is become a sort of human couch-larva that sits and absorbs false ideology, and false doctrine, and false “normality”, for lack of the small amount of testosterone, will power, and free will that doing —and thinking, but especially doing— requires.

        That laziness, if allowed to grow leads to more laziness, and with it stupidity. The excuse-making becoming the go-to response whenever something is required of the person, some action, some input.

        It reminds me of a thing I had read on the old twitter account called Shit my Dad Says, which was literally quotes from a millennial’s boomer father. It stuck because it was so familiar. It could have been my own dad saying it, and indeed, now, it could easily be me saying it to one of my older daughters. It went like this (my commentary added):

        Dad: Have you seen my mobile phone?

        Son (clearly uninterested and trying to avoid doing anything): No.

        Dad (getting irritated): Well help me look for it, I have to go.

        Son (Lazily and still not having moved from the couch): Uh… what does it look like?

        Dad: It looks like two horses fucking! What do you think it looks like?!

        This kind of response in my house was very likely at the first “No.” which would have been swiftly followed by something like:

        “Well get off your ass and starting looking for it. Quickly!”

        I know, most millennials and Zyklons will consider this as a tragically abusive childhood, but the reality is that while I might not have enjoyed it at first, even in childhood already, I understood that the reaction of my father to such behaviour was because he expected more from us, he worked his ass off, and the least we could do was move ours quickly and respectfully when he rarely asked us to do something. But the added bonus was that compared to all the other kids we interacted with, many of them looked like functional retards and cripples to us. We could all swim, shoot a gun, climb rocks, and drive a car before we were 15. We thought drug-users were idiots (because they are) and weak (ditto). We got into some amazing trouble and also out of it without our parents really knowing the details (most times anyway, though sometimes it was a tacit agreement that our solving it ourselves meant we didn’t officially get “caught” so, good enough).

        What neither my brother nor I can ever be accused of is being lazy.

        And if a few moral, or even physical, kicks in the ass are required to get us there, so be it.

        And I am certain that our upbringing was not even remotely harsh when compared to that of children a few hundred years ago. Which probably explained why a well educated teenager was expected to know how to read in Latin and Greek too, aside from his mother tongue.

        Consider these things; and consider that sloth often gets put at the back of the queue when the seven deadly sins are mentioned; which makes it all the more insidious.

          Why the Valley of the Saints?

          If you have taken a look at the link in the sticky post above, you may have wondered if my wanting to get the little valley where I have my olive trees become filled with trees sponsored by well-wishers in the name of Catholic Saints is some kind of appeal to pious religiosity.

          In reality it is not due to that. Don’t get me wrong, I think it would be awesome if every tree gets sponsored under the name of a Catholic Saint, I do think it will and does change the atmosphere, but I really don’t mind if you want to sponsor a tree in the name of your aunt Gertrude instead, or your dog Rocky, or whatever (within reason and decorum of a certain standard, which is not THAT high, what with me being me, but it will exist at least).

          The reason is that when I arrived here, the owner had cut every light fitting internally and externally and left exposed wires all over the place, as well as removed the coverings of all the verandas. It was February and it snowed literally as we arrived, and twenty minutes later our cars were stuck here near the house for three days.

          We had no kitchen sink, or indeed a kitchen of any kind, just a tap sticking out of the wall and for months my wife cleaned the dishes in the bathroom tub and sink until we finally got a basic kitchen installed.

          The electricity would trip every few seconds because we had dozens of external cables exposed to the wet weather and we only had one hot plate that the loyal crusader had delivered to him. And thank god for that young man, as he had arrived before us, cleaned the place, build our beds that had arrived before us, and found an electrician to at least add some lights in each room, and he had also got a plumber to fix the main water valve that the seller had left hanging by a thread. So when we got here after 2 days of travel and the last day being a 16 hour drive, at least we had a place to sleep. But we had no gas stove as a delay meant it had not yet arrived, we had no gas bottle and the cars were stuck with the snow, not able to climb back out of the little road to the house.

          That is when we met the neighbour. Supposedly a “rough man” that didn’t get along with anyone. He hooked up a 50 metre extension to his workshop, the only building anywhere near our place, and with my own 50 metre extension connected to it we at least had power to a nest of multi-sockets that would make a fire-chief lock us all away for years.

          His last words to me that day where: ” I have five kilowatts here. If it trips, I’ll leave you this little window open, from there you can get to the latch and open and restart the breaker. I’ll see you in a week.”

          When he returned a week later I walked up the path to meet him and he had brought us a litre of his own unfiltered oil. the same one I now produce, which is literally the best in the world. No joke, it won first prize two years in a row at the Dubai expo and then the Monte Carlo Expo, and as I don’t use any kind of insecticides or any other additives to the soil or anything else, my olive oil is in fact, now even better than his, which was in any case superlative.

          I told him that I really did not know how to thank him nd to please at least come in for a drink, a bite to eat, a coffee, something, and he refused everything, smiling, happily and telling me:

          “Look, I am good like bread, but I just have two rules…” I listened intently, looking him in the eyes as he continued, “… people must mind their own fucking business, and not break my balls.” Even before he finished I knew what he was going to say and I had started smiling. I grabbed his hand and forearm meaningfully and told him we would get along famously, as I had the same rules.

          Since that day until the day he died, that man is one of the very few human beings that gave me more than I ever gave him or even had a chance to repay him. His picture is in our lounge, and aside from his immediate family, we were the only people at the cemetery when his ashes were buried next to those of his three lost children (miscarriages all, but one had been born alive).

          The other closest neighbour went to get a gas bottle and brought it half-way down the road to us, risking to get his car stuck too. The next neighbour up received Amazon deliveries for us until the snow melted and the vans would come down to us. Another neighbour I had hardly ever seen gave us some of his grapes later in the year saying he had to many and to just come get them from his vines as he couldn’t eat them all and they would otherwise go to waste.

          The only person so far that could be considered to have the asshole label is the guy who sold me the property. And no one around here appears to have liked or got on with him either, so it’s not just my view.

          The point, is that very shortly after we had arrived here, I really did feel as if we had arrived in the Valley of the Saints.

          So that is why I thought it would be a good name for it.

          And I plan to name the biggest tree we have, which is near the house and not too easy to collect olives from, after my friend and neighbour who passed away only a short ten months after we met him.

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