The Virtuous Spiral of the Gamma-Chad

I know you will all be shocked about this, but against all probabilities, the Gamma-Chad, stripe-chested, ShadoHand has yet to be vanquished.

I mean, he started a giant thread on SG while he also began deleting all his comments, and in that thread he denigrated and tried to humiliate people that had literally put a GiveSendGo together to keep said ShadoHand from becoming homeless. So, after that inimitable display of gratitude he was unceremoniously booted from SG.

The thread commenting on the last post I did on this stripe-chested phenomenon at SG is quite hilarious too and also became quite voluminous, and I think may still be going.

But would a simple banning get in the way of ShadoHand? Never!

So he came back here, apparently totally oblivious of his own deep fetish for public humiliation, and commented. He took great exception for some reason to the comment made by Tarcisus:

But don’t worry, it wasn’t a completely unhinged comment or anything that he responded with:

I mean, you can see the direct flow and congruency, can’t you?

And so, I confess, we must obviously recognise the superior absolutely non-Gamma nature of ShadoHand. I therefore, respond for both myself, and for Tarcisius, with a background of Gold, for our not at all secret King Shado-he-of-the-Hand:

Well, Tarcisius, I hope you learnt your lesson! Making children is a Gamma trait according to the ever wise and stripe-chested ShadoHand! What can we do friend, Perhaps we need to start our own Gamma recovery programme. But how, o HOW will we manage it without the wisdom of this obvious Chad-Alpha-Sigma-Double Zeta to lead us? And without weighted backpacks on steel bicycles with four cold showers? Oh life is pain, we will never achieve such heights. We may as well resign ourselves to making more children with pretty women that love us; we can’t all be like the Giga-Chad ShadoHand, who uses his Hand so fast, and all the time, that it’s his own Shado he copulates with, perennially, in the true honourable fashion of the Master Race (if short-lived) of MGTOW!

Behold the glory of ShadoHand, rejecting the women even as they applaud him! And don’t be fooled by his beard, since he says beards are Gamma, this was unavoidable, when he crossed the Sahara on his bicycle in only 40 hours, his beard grows faster because of all the pent up brilliance.

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